身近な人が同性愛者かも、と思ったら

2007年のAVMコンテストでコメディ部門を受賞した鋼の錬金術師のAMVを紹介します。エドの声が吹替え版に近いです。エロキューションや発音も所々似ていて、最後の部分はそっくりです。

曲はミュージカル、アベニューQの If You Were Gay です。地下鉄で見知らぬ男性が話しかけてきた、俺がゲイだと思ったのかな、という会話から始まります。いやがるルームメイトの反応を「隠れゲイの拒絶反応」と思い込み、ゲイでも気にしない、今まで通りだよ、と歌います。

Nicky=エド、ゲイと勘違いされるRod=マスタングです。

元ネタ（日本語字幕つき）
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57dvemWSno



Ed：If you were gay, that'd be OK
I mean 'cause hey, I'd like you anyway
Because you see, if it were me
I would feel free to say that I was gay
But I'm not gay.

Roy：Nicky, please. I am trying to read.......What?

Ed：If you were queer, I'd still be here

Roy：Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

Ed：Year after year, because you are dear to me
And I know that you would accept me, too
If I told you today, “Hey, guess what, I'm gay”
But I'm not gay.
I'm happy just being with you
So what should matter to me, what you do in bed with guys?

Roy：Nicky, that's gross!

Ed：No, it's not. If you were gay, I'd shout horray!

Roy：I am not listening.

Ed：And here I stay, but I woudn't get in your way
You can count on me to always be
Beside you everyday to tell you it's OK
You were just born that way
And as they say, it's in your DNA
You're gay

Roy：But I am not gay!

Ed：If you were gay.